When we last left our hero, he was lusting after young nurses and children. Continuing on his epic journey, he is now stoned while suicidal and lusting after teenagers. Don't laugh until I've had the chance to explain the story from the beginning!

It really is a tragic love story if there ever was one. Our hero was doing the whole "Won't you be mine, sweetie pie?" routine. The twenty year old nurse in which he was attempting to get involved with flat out rejected him. Well she couldn't do just that to Dirty Grandpa; she had to go short of getting a restraining order put against an 81 year old man. Following the harsh rejection, he then proceded to call up his old roommate at the nursing home he previously resided at (she also worked there, mind you) and basically said, "If I can't have her, then I'll take all my meds with alcohol to kill myself!" This got him reported to the higher up in command.

The nursing home staff then called my mother, who has the power of attorney over him, and explained to her the situation. They said that it was either the police take him or she take him to the nut house -- she decided to take on the arduous task of handling Ray by herself. She waited just about four hours at the E.R. last night getting her dad put in a loony bin for a suicide threat. Yep, four fun-filled hours. According to my mom, one scene was like this...

Doctor: "Mister Ray, your tests seem to have come back well." Grandpa: "Good." Doctor: "Except for the fact that you tested positive for marijuana." Mom: "He tested positive for POT?" Grandpa: "Well I never smoked that crap!"

So answer me this question. Who is 81 years old, hits on 20 year old nurses, threatens suicide when they reject him, winds up in an old folk's mental hospital and smokes weed to boot? My friend, if you can't answer that question, please reread this post. Now an image to portray dirty grandpa. I'm sure most of you frequent internet dwellers and 4channers have even seen him in your adventures. I'll post in 2-3 days (about a video game!).

This week was dull yet eventfull with my trip up to Kansas City. I had the chance to see the World War I memorial museum -- that was a sight to behold. The mainstay of the trip however, was at my aunts house. There I got pestered by seven year olds, bombarded by cats, put up with crying babies, slept in a gay mans bed (smelled pretty nice), and yes what trip would be complete without being humped by an 11 pound beige-colored dog. These events, of course, merely skim the surface of the excitement of my trip. I will touch on these points one by one.

The family that I have in Kansas City is....extended to say the least. I am forced to call people "cousin" when they are an adopted child of two lesbians. Which I might add, I thought one of the lesbians was a 19-22 year old college student. I then snuck in and was just about to say hey but then I found myself only to be, quite literally, cockblocked. Her partner gave her a big wet one right in front of me.... Anyway, this seven year old whom we will just call "Josh" for the purpose of this blog This mischievous little twat decided to tell everyone Friday night (some 30-40 people) that I'm a smoker. Anybody that knows me however, knows that I detest smoking. Well aside from people looking at me funny, this kid just starts to wig out. He starts to yell and strives toward gaining his way. He pisses many people off, gets a slap on the wrist, the end.

At the end of the day, I was pretty ready to hit the sack. Massive road trip, pissy seven year olds, and going through religious traditions you're not used to all have a tendency to wear you down both physically and mentally. At first I was told that I'd be sleeping on the couch. Well suprise, Alex! you're sleeping in here! "Here" happened to be a bed of the gay guy that is staying with them. Now I'm bisexual so gay folk don't really bother me much. It's what he has done while in the bed that got me worried. Like would I find a wad of dry semen on the pillow I was using? Who knows what adventures await in "the bed"! Well whatever was done in it sure did smell good. I don't know if he ate brownies or had hot gay sex in there, but I was pleased with the odor. I slept on it for two nights and rather enjoyed it; very comfy bed.

If I may go off the record for a bit, I feel sorry for all the little kids up there. The majority of them either have two mommies or two daddies. They might get picked on a lot while in school. I have nothing against gay marriage or rights, in fact I am all for it, but to deny the children the right of a mother and a father seems.....wrong. This is why if I ever get into a relationship with another male, I will not marry him and adopt a child, a child that does not bear the same blood as me. It just seems awkward to me. I'll probably have sexual flings with men and women alike, but when it comes to raising a family, I would have to go with a woman. Hate me for it if you want, I have my first amendment rights.

When we last left our hero, he was peacefully sleeping in another man's bed. As I woke up, something just hit me smack dab in the face. CATS were lurking around the house. I love cats, but not ones that have been declawed; unfortunately, all four of their cats had been declawed . I sat in a chair in the living room, and the next thing I know I have a cat up top of me, one in my lap, and one at my feet. I was riding on cloud nine with all this pussy around me (cats, mind you PERVERTS). Then the arch-nemesis of the cat.....DOG came into the equation. The cats scattered to remote locations of the house, as the eleven pound ball of fluff approaches me. He gets on the sofa (I have relocated) and grabs my arm. The next thing I know, the little bugger is trying to make babies with my left arm!

As I mentioned earlier, a few good things did come out of this visit to Kansas City. I learned a little bit more about WWI and got to see some souvenirs from the war. I also ran across a musical talent named Lily Allen; I heard this on NPR while up there. My god, she's hot, sings well, and her lyrics are awesone. In fact, I ordered her CD and it should be delivered tomorrow! I'll include a pic of the CD cover and a music video of hers. It does contain a masturbating puppet, but you don't see anything nasty .

Well it's finally happened...Nerblog has censorship. Not word censorship or anything like that, mind you. You'll still find "shit", "fuck", "assmongler", and a variety of other fun words to play with. I do have my first amendment rights after all. Something I finally caved in on though was censoring certain posts with "offensive" images. Take my last post for example. I posted a picture of two young ladies in panties and nothing covering upstairs. Apparently one kid saw that and his mother flipped out. I received an angry e-mail (which I don't care to post) about the matter. Even though I gave a full warning prior to the post, the fucking idiot scrolled down anyway. Yes it pisses me off that I have to censor my blog, yet at the same time I can see this as being a useful learning experience; some human beings don't know how to read or are just plain stupid/curious. I was going to make a censorship system anyway, so this just gave me a reason to get it done more quickly. Look at the previous post to see an example of my censoring. No matter how the post is viewed, one must click a link after reading a disclaimer if they wish to view flagged entries. There is a way to bypass this, however the disclaimer frees me from anything that might be contained in flagged posts. The bypass technique isn't all that difficult to figure out either. Hopefully this will stop little boys and girls from reading "adult" oriented postings. If they click the link then it's all on them or their parents; I have no more say in the matter. If you have any suggestions or comments regarding the censorship system, feel free to e-mail me or send an instant message (all of that information is listed on the right hand side of the page). I'm sure the system can be improved, but I think that it will suffice for the time being.

On a lighter and more nerD related note, I will be staying with my aunt, uncle, and whoever/whatever is living in their house this coming weekend (Friday - Monday). I have certain personal reasons for wanting to go up there, but I also just want to visit with some family members. This is another reason I wrote this censorship system; there are many little kids there, and if one of them saw two topless girls hugging, there would be quite a few questions thrown my way. In a way I thank the "Irate Mommy" for giving me incentive toward completing this. My blog is now G-rated save for the language I use . I would post more on the visit to Kansas City, however I don't wish to discuss any reasons for the visit. I'll post more about this Saturday night when I feel more comfortable.

I LOVE THE BAND PARAMORE, ESPECIALLY HAYLEY! Seriously though, I really do like their music. I have their first album; a second one is due to come out some time this year. I like all the songs, so picking out a favorite is hard to do. Music video-wise on the other hand, Pressure takes the cake with ease. So instead of an image today, I present you with the music video Pressure by Paramore. Oh yeah, I'd like to thank Kyra for introducing me to the band. I am looking forward to their next album.

Hi everyone! Sorry for the immense delay, lot of strange things have happened lately. Anyway, the whole reason I'm able to do this is because of anime so I might as well dedicate it to it =P. Before I start, much thanks to nerD-sama for this opportunity.

First up is the love of my life: Elfen Lied.
Age rating: Mature (May contain sex, drugs, and extreme graphic violence)
Genres: Drama, Horror, Psychological, Romance, Science Fiction

This is indeed a mature anime. The anime is 13 episodes long with 1 OAV Episode that takes place inside episode 11. The story revolves around Kouta, ordinary dude with some amnesia, Lucy/Nyuu, a Diclonius (homo sapien mutant that posseses the abilty to control invisible and deadly "vectors"), and the organization that is trying to quarintine and research the Diclonius. Violence, blood, and some psychological work make this a definite watch AT LEAST for mature anime lovers. Here's a screenie for ya with an x-ray of a Diclonius.



Second is Gunslinger Girl.
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Science Fiction

Girls and guns for the guys, Drama and a bit of the "Heart" psycology for the girls. Either you'll find yourself wanting to see this to the very end. 13 episodes for ya. The story is about a section of the Italian government that deals with assassinations and things of that nature. What makes them different from others is that they use little girls, usually under 14 or so, with augmented bodies (increased strength, sight, etc.) to do the killin. 5 girls are shown as part of this group, each with their own "Brother". The Brother is the adult with the direct connection for orders and such. But when love begins to blossom in the girl's hearts for their "Brother"s, problems with the augmented-girl program begin to arise. At least watch the first 3 episodes before passing judgement! You'll thank me later. Screenie for ya.



My last one, and the latest one for me to have enjoyed, is Air Gear.
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Shounen, Sports

Now those who have played Jet Set Radio Future will enjoy this immensely, but if you haven't, don't worry! It's still a wonderful anime. 25 episodes but tons of plotholes that just scream at you to read the manga but you'll survive. Air Trek is basically roller-skates with a tiny high-speed engine inside. You can almost literally fly with these skates on, which is a very frequent message sent out by this show. You follow the story of 15 year-old Minami Itsuki aka Ikki. After failing to take on an Air Trek team, known as the Skull Saders, Ikki is pretty humiliated. He lives with his childhood friend, Ringo, and her sisters, Rika and Shiraume. Unknown to him is the fact that these girls are the top Air Trek team known as the "Sleeping Forest". Ikki finds a pair of Air Treck skates and sneaks out to please his curiosity. He soon falls in love with the feeling of flying that Air Trek grant him and decides to form his own team. Now, the plotholes may be a killer but please pay no attention to that =P. What you should direct your attention to is the pure joy your ears will have from the Soundtrack. I love it, I love it, I love it. Couldn't stop listening to it so I went and bought it myself. Definitely try this!! Screenie for ya!



Hope you at least try these out! Cya!

So I was a pretty nervous nerD yesterday during class. This Japanese girl by the name of Aki first sparked my intrest during week 1 of class. She, to me at least, appears just as beautiful as any Asian model I've seen (even Aki Kawamura!). She is very intelligent; she scored the same as me on the first exam. Her hair feels like silk and she has these piercing eyes. Needless to say, I was swept off of my feet by her. Unfortunately I missed week 2 of the class because I was ill. This week however, I got to her after class was and started to talk. I found out that she works at the university cafeteria every day. I told her that when she has any free time at all, to look me up. Unfortunately she does not own a cell phone, but I would like to take her out very much. I am not sure exactly when she goes back to Japan, but I really want to make her acquaintance before that time arrives. I think she has some what of an interest in me as well, as she smiled and we exchanged the word "yeah" for about what felt like a minute. Then I blushed and wished her a safe and happy rest of the week. Needless to say, I am definitely looking forward to next Wednesday. By then I'll have a poem written up for her in Japanese. An old friend of mine will assist me in the translation. I figure that if she sees it in Japanese, not only will it be easier reading, but she might appreciate the poem a little more because I took the time to put it in her native language. At least I hope she'll enjoy it. I haven't written many poems in my time, but I've been told that I can write rather eloquently.

If you like Scooby Doo and you like anime, then you just might like Saint October! I got halfway thru and it seems pretty funny. I'm not a big fan of mystery solving shows or books, but I think I can give this series a couple of more episodes before I draw judgement. I only made it partway thru the first one though, so it's going to be a rough haul . Seriously though, how can anybody really like Scooby Doo? I don't mind novels like The Hardy Boys as much (but still can't read em all the way thru), but Scooby Doo is like this/ Drive thru swamp or other dark area, see ghost or monster, do stupid shit and feed your talking dog some treats, take mask off of the "creep", ???, PROFIT! It's like that to some extent anyway. I just got tired of seeing the bad guy in a mask. Sorry, this paragraph has gone from talking about an anime to ranting on about hating Scooby Doo. I try not to digress, but sometimes it's hard dammit!

One last thing to say here. Ruze finally sent me his entry! I will put it up tomorrow under his name. I plan on having another contest this Sunday for anyone who's interested in writing a guest entry for my blog. Today's random picture is from none other than Saint October -- from the opening credits n__n.